i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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