no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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