That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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