that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Need sex. Gaining weight.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"