Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.

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(224): View more from Illinois

hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...

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