all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...