All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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