Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
