her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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