On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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