sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
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just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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