His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
as a side note pls kill me
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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