just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
What a dumb baby whore.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I wear drunk well.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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