yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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