is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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