Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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