would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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