great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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