yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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