overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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