She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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