YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
