You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
sex in a hospital.. check
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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