"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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