Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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