So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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