I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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