Dual....:-)
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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