is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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