DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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