He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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