Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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