Do you still have your period?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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