I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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