Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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