I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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