By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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