Are we in a gay sports bar?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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