You can't special order awesome
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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