I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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