talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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