Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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