I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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