He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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