It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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