The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
There's even glitter on my cock...
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