so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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