im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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