Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Say something about gay babies.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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