Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
