Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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