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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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