Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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