we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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