why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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