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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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