do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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